My God, it looks like everything I dreamed of.

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10/13/2016 at 10:30 • Filed to: Dreams Do Come True, Formula Thunder 5000

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That, right there, is precisely what I imagined a ‘75 and ‘09 F1 car would look like if you mix them up.

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It’s just a tuned-mass damper, exhaust-blown double diffuser, air brake, and general nips-and-tucks away from perfection.

Engines? Well, whatever, really. Just cap it at 19,700 rpm and don’t choke fuel flow too much (but no refueling, still, so...), equip KERS of any sort and you’re all set.

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OK, OK, I guess if there’s anything I’d like to change, it’s this back side. Like I said, exhaust-blown double diffuser, air brakes (maybe make the wing wider and longer) and no pylons (make the wing grow out of the diffuser). There. That’s all.


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! bhtooefr > Wheelerguy
10/13/2016 at 10:54

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Needs more V10.

(Everything needs more V10.)


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Wheelerguy
10/13/2016 at 11:29

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Love the rear wing. Especially because no DRS.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > ttyymmnn
10/13/2016 at 11:35

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DRS can be made for fun times, if the rear wing itself can be had at any position (standard, DRS, air brake).


Kinja'd!!! AntiSpeed > Wheelerguy
10/13/2016 at 12:12

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It’s a modern F5000 so it’s a 5L V8, right?

The original F5000 from the 70's was the most badass “junior” formula in history.

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Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > AntiSpeed
10/13/2016 at 12:27

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GODDAMN.

If the revived F5000 is even just half as awesome, the FIA should consider making it part of Superlicense points.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > AntiSpeed
10/13/2016 at 17:39

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Have you ever seen the car that Chaparral ran?:

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Kinja'd!!! Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud > Wheelerguy
10/13/2016 at 19:42

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i want that!


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud
10/14/2016 at 01:35

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I wanted it first and I want it more than you do.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > bhtooefr
10/14/2016 at 01:36

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No. V12 is king.


Kinja'd!!! Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud > Wheelerguy
10/14/2016 at 12:18

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oh yea!?

PROVE IT!!!

lmfao


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud
10/14/2016 at 12:21

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I made this post.


Kinja'd!!! Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud > Wheelerguy
10/14/2016 at 12:27

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so?!

LMFAO


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud
10/14/2016 at 12:28

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First to post = first dibs. I got to the story first and got it posted here first, which means I’m alert and strike while the iron is hot.


Kinja'd!!! Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud > Wheelerguy
10/14/2016 at 12:34

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yea but...

neener neener!!! =P


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud
10/14/2016 at 12:37

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*radio crackle* I’m already driving it, you sack of rotting kidney beans. *radio crackle*